I’m a happy puppy. Yes ma’am, I’m a goofy gus. I like to puppy around with my big floppy feet and woof woof at birds and lizards. I like lizards because they are wiggly and don’t do that thing birds do. Birds do that thing where they laugh at you while you try to kill them because they think you’ll never get them. “We fly” they say, as if I couldn’t do that if I ran fast fast. Soon, I’ll fly with some birds and crunch crunch crunch them with my happy mouth. I really like crunch. Dee-licious, yum yum yum, I like that. Lizards are fast, but I am fast fast. I like how lizards pop and squiggle. I think a bird would crunch crunch better though. Lizards are totally small. I’m so big. lizards see me– how big I am– and they are freaking out and trying to run fast fast.
